Well, ya know my brother Mawio and my dad Luigi. One day I was telling them REALLY FUNNY JOKES. (They're soooo funny!!!!!) ----- I thought they would be like laphing so hard they wouldn't know what to do........ but unkluckily. I was wrong   :{  (That's a said face. Witch it should be) They didn't laph once. They stared at me weirdly. So because I think that you SOMEONE will like them I am going to list all of the ones I read. To prove dad and Mawio wrong. That my jokes are SO funny!!!

Once their was car
It burbed and people stared at it!!!

Their was once a peace of cheese
it fell on the ground and screamed aaahhhh!!!


Their was mini it fell on the ground
and sung the tune of rudolph the
red nosed reindeer!!!

Their once was a mega biggie
it ate Mcdonalds and said ''That's mighy woppin' Wopper!!!

Their once was a strange dood, he yelled for his mommy
and dropped his tamatoe soup!!!

Once their was a shell it sung
a cheery song to a computer softerwear thingy!!!

Their once was a peace of soup it could talk to bubble gum!


Their was once a brown chair
it made fun of lettas. The lettas cried!!!


I hope you liked them!!!
Sincerly,
Markio broes