What do you have to ask for to have a peacful thanksgiving?!? This thanksgiving I thought it would be a peacful, great holiday where I beat Mawio at eating a UMUNGO turky all by myself and prove that dad can't even eat half of a turky, but NO! Dad has invited his brother, Luiki, Luikis friend, Bob and his wife. Guess who his wife is? LINDA! Thats who! Who would want to marry Linda? Linda is weird, stuiped, strange, bossy, rude, mean and bratty, selfish and prissy girl. She yells at you for everything, makes you do stuff for her, and dosn't even say thanks! THAT'S JUST WRONG PEEPS! Dad told me all that info. + that she thinks she's the queen of everything!!! Dad didn't even know he was inviting Linda till today, and Luiki didn't know his past with Linda, and when dad kept trying to explain, Luiki kept hugging him, telling him thanx, that he was an awesome brother, and said that Luigi would like Bob & Linda. See thats what dad got us into, LINDA! Sometimes I think he should just sit in that ''private'' bedroom of his (like he LOVES to do) and not come out to talk to other people, because if he gets the chance to talk he will ruin UMUNGO turky eating day and an AWESOME thanksgiving! Now Linda is probaly going to make me or Mawio give up some of our UMUNGO turky, and ruin me and Mawio's AWESOME contest! Thanksgiving won't be here again intill next year. I can't wait that long to prove that I can win that contest and anyway you only get to eat turky, cranberry sause, mashed patatoes and all that good stuff on Thanksgiving we will just get stuck with eating soup! If Linda trys to steal or take my turky i'll run away to the flyer and eat it! If she tries to run after me I will run and so totaly beat her! She better watch out if she tries to get my turky. Dad can share with her! He won't eat much of his anyway! Well............ BYE!
L8R,
Happy Turky DAY!!!
YO CRANBERRY SAUSE!!!
Markio Broes :)