Markio Blog! My TERRIBLE Thanksgiving!
This thanksgiving was TOTALY horrible! After Luiki, Bob and BUBBY Linda arrived she saw dad and screamed ''Bob, call the prissy please my ex-boyfriend is robbing this house!'' I am going to rewrite dad and Linda's conversation + Bob & Luidi:
DAD: ''This is my beatiful home, I am not robbing it. I am delighted your my EX- girlfriend and who ever heard of the prissy please!''
LINDA: There stands as a retard DUMB DUMB in his little perfect dining table waiting about stuipedly sucking his thumb borley and screaming at awesome people, the STUIPED, Luigi Broes was the last un-perfect person I thought I would lay my lovley eyes on!''
LUIKI: ''What is going on!''
LUIGI: ''Luiki, Linda is my BUBISH ex-girlfriend. She is prissy, bratty, demanding and mean and thats why I broke up with her!''
BOB: ''Don't you talk about my wife that way!''
MAWIO: Whats up? We want to eat turkey NOW!''
ME: ''Dido!''
Soon after awile Luiki calmed everyone down and maid everyone be quite and gather around the thanksgiving table. He told everyone to TRY to get along. Dad told everyone about me and Mawio's contest, how we get our very own and that the rest of the people at thanksgiving share one turkey. BUBBY Linda complained and kept screaming and yelling about wanting her very own turkey. Just like me and Mawio. She was mad, but she got as much turkey as everyone else, When we started eating Linda came up to Mawio and said. ''Oh, hello little boy. I want your turkey, its big, nice and looks eatable. Give me your turkey or you will be in UMUNGO trouble.'' Mawio got up and started running away from Linda. She chased after him screaming. ''Give me your turkey NOW!'' Dad and Luiki chased after Linda while Bob followed after them, I was in the lead right behind Linda. I tried to push her over, bush she pushed me back, I slipped on the cold ice and hurt my arm and leg. Dad came and kicked out Linda and Bob and he put me in bedrest. I really hurt my arm so I couldn't type for awile on the computer, and I limped alot cauze I hurt my leg aswell as my arm. So sorry I didn't make this blog right after thanksgiving, but I felt LOTS better today so dad let me FINALLY use the computer. Well, I gotta go.
BYE!!!!!!!!!!
L8R!!!!!!!!!!!
Markio Broes!!!! :)
