Hay,
GUESS WHAT?? I was at the mini store today. (Of course buying special minis) & Guess who I ran into. My brother Luidi. HE IS SUTCH A BUB. (I don't think he even knows whats going on half of the time, he is sutch a dork) I don't even understand how i'm realated to that dood. HE NEVER SHAVES HIS ARMPITS, I do. He never takes a bath. (Apperantly, I do. Have you ever seen a person as clean as me!?) SEIRECLY! I don't even know if he has a home. I WILL NOT ASK HIM, Oh and guess what else? HE NOTICED ME. That sweaty bub noticed me. He came over to me. I saw stiff, REALLY STIFF!! I will rerite our conversation:
LUIDI: Do I know you???
LUIGI: NO!!
LUIDI: Are you sure bro?? Cause' I gotta feelin' here.
LUIGI: YES, yes I am sure.
LUIDI: Wanna cup a coffee dood?!
LUIGI: No, not really.
LUIDI: Gotta problem with me??
LUIGI: Yes Luidi
LUIDI: How did ya know my name dood?!
LUIGI: I am your brother Luigi, does it ring a bell?
LUIDI: Oh, you. Hay bro. Wanna cup a coffee?
LUIGI: No, GO AWAY!!!

See, see how BAD he is. Well, bye.
Sincerly,
Luigi Broes